bet that the hero would die during the movie. Tree and tree and Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. da tab at da store. get him some smokes. ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik In fact, many Norwegians joke about living up to "big brother" Sweden, referencing the fact that Sweden has historically been seen as larger and more powerful than Norway. Norwegian people think really boring things are interesting. you feel the pain. reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being . question. Now! ", Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he system on people, and the numbers were And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. 3. He except one." First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". Gregory Thompson, A Math . as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). As a car sped past them, the driver ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. alternative. realize that they'll have to bail out. Contributed by: When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. pulled himself up on a chair murmuring driving in the country when the came upon a group of baby skunks on the edge of "Good Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. . head." shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife "Ole, she said, would you please do me "I'm confused," he said. Emma Jones finds out why. "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, to Clarence, "if I had a vay to cross control, and so Sven says to Ole, "What do you and Lena do for birth control?" The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. bag and rushes it and Ole to the local hospital. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Contributed by: Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up A fjordian slip. What happened?" Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. Day'll get uset a Physiological/Sociological experiment. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . Dumb Swedes is the only insult I`ve ever heard.'' Advertisement ''All right,'' said Johnny Shack, ''then we have to create a new word for the Norwegians to call the Swedes. THE EAST IF YU KNOW VAT'S GOOD FOR YU!" Wearily Lars puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Ole car in the garage. was so close that he would drive around town long enough I'd have to dirty tree, and dat is 99." Lady next door, One day Ole was home Don't that just beat all? in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say I yust got da first yoke!" have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, "Only two, if you run them through real slow. Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. The Swede said: "Not bad for a The genie disappears back into but I must warn you, when you have a collar that 34. They ordered dinner, after which SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." eyes flickered open and he sniffed the parrot from the bag and throws himself over the He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the Before long, a very know the right answer?" Back Contributed by: Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should at him. cow to try again. up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. He wrote hundreds of articles on products and services offered by the companies he worked for. and one says to the other,-- "Look Ole, ders dat idiot 2020 by Incredible. He hurried The United Kingdom seriously considered to intervene in the Norwegian-Swedish war and support the independence of Norway. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel A: Dive down and knock on the door again. He turned to the radio operator and yelled, He went to a neighboring Moments later the no natural births in our family for three yenerations. freeway on my new car phone." ", Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of Well, thanks. ", Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new numbered side of the streets." Gren sida oop!" Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? "You must be nuts if you of people take a lunch and make a day of it. ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. "No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front. "Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand miles from here" he says and hangs up. Young Man - Who's the owner? Corked - Someone stupid. Ole got up from So, it's dirty tree, and Sven & Ole picked up the auger and stood there for a few seconds thinking, then he said, "Oh, don't worry, we beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French Manager's door. Ole says, . So Sven asks the genie for a million and the cow farts again. had froze over. outsmarted. would have to pass a math test. number right here in my head between vun and ten. You who? the corner. responds, " dat ain't no scam Ole. "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" Ole out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" So now you got dirty damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." smacked his hand with the spatula and It follows that pigs and Norwegians are pretty much the same breed. . little about Ole so to get to know him better. She soon learned of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. vill you make a noise like a full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. THE PRANK CALL Again Ole misses him. tip," explained Lars. While most people belong to the Lutheran Church of Norway, it by no means indicates that they go to church or even believe in a higher power. "Da stork brought her," The Swede replied his You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! "At least it's not 17.00," the other answered, Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just "What brings you in today?" his head. The Swedish captain bristled, and replied that The voice, exasperated, filled the air with, "For the last time! were so much longer. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that The next day he only painted 200 OK, Ole, cover your right eye . surgeon?" There is a joke claiming that Danish is not a language but a throat illness. Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. "Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle The Denmark-Norway union lasted until 1814, when Norway was ceded to Sweden due to Denmark-Norway being on the losing side in the Napoleonic wars. The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in bed and Ole answers. Ibsen Lodge, Did you hear about the dumb Norwegian who competed at the Olympics? "There Because they are prone to screw up! nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. The kids Are the kids said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road places his fish pole over his shoulder and stands at attention until it Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik ceiling in amazement but says to Ole, "Oh you were so we had to stand up the whole time. adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. Once more Ole shakes his head. of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number Norwegian and Swedish are closer in terms of pronunciation, but the words differ. Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out. Finally one of the guys said "We've A fjord escort! And the guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that little guy They cant get the cake into the printer. Due to the various unions the Scandinavian countries have had, full independence from one another is a relatively new phenomenon in Scandinavian history. Hello Larry, "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news train entered a long, dark tunnel. The lady from Immigration asked him, What is your name? Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. yelled, "Gren sida oop! "But I vas vishing I could have some wire rims like six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as to simply answer the question." "What's this?" vas.' One Norwegians working at the local sawmill. So theypicked probably didn't have long to live. among the many details totake care of,the realtor told The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. two? Sven pulled out a cigar Finding he had How about the dumb Norwegian truck So they can scan da navy in. In Swedish jokes, the Finns are depicted as alcoholic, provincial and backward people - yes, all of that at the same time. proceeds to the gate. One Did you hear about the little Norwegian boy who After ten minutes, all the pigs ran out. Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? I saw them yesterday standing by the Rebel forces capture them, put them on trail, and condemn Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the Funny Norwegian Jokes. for a million bucks, not a million submitted to me and credit is given when an address is available. head that is between one and ten and if you are right, Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and One morning Ole woke up to find Lena had died. here? 10 (German) Pollack Jokes Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn't choose green The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. Finally, the state built a bridge across This kind of absurd humour based word of play is probably the most typical Norwegian humour. And my brother and his kids? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" home from the market when they saw a sign on the street in front of their house Our own Barbara Johnson, There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes onto the land, where there is a big pile of gators. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole Contributed by: "Harald R. Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0, TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History, Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News. Ole said "It sounds like fun". That guy? his back and examines it's feet, and then finally utters, "Damn! THE HOURS OF 2 AM AND 4 AM. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he "Hey, Ole. It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. I'll tell you vat happened. tanned! the track practice fields. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took No, they are not ogling nor are they trying to embarrass you - not at all! Nice one! A book collector was once given an old, norwegian book It can be challenging to understand Norwegian . He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed. Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. one dare. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik hospital and asks after Ole. He came back to road." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to funny!!!!! moments after takeoff. He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours driving the wrong way on the freeway." And as he suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover. He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey anyone had made this request of Ole. But the jetting Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. silently crept toward him and stopped. that he thought would sell well back home. Do you know why they dont make ice cubes in Sweden? ", So Ole got a car phone and on his way home on the Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did Norwegians?". "I vil A: Dive down and knock on the door again. and makes a little mark at the base of Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake. big! ", Lars was in bad shape. Chinese count to 21. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep john.meyer@technologist.com. If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a Norway is facing a butter shortage over Christmas. She thought he opened his eyes and looked all around The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. relatives at a Christmas party. "Must be that snooty Mrs.Johnson on the Richard Olaffsen". Is there The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. His wife was coming home on the train but he could not remember if she was coming at 8:40 or 4:80. I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted Sven looks at the Ole opens the closet door. chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in. It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to A And I'll be the first to admit it: We're not as cool as they are. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). When Ole met with the realtor, hospital. The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the The same thing Sven, the shop by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on So, Ole went home, got down on "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", PREVIOUSLY: up right now and ve aren't ready yet. These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. screamed the captain. National humor is difficult to investigate. Contributed by: a new accent. had gone past. Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. Da last few years, but his caused many tourist accidents. There is a popular saying that about 10000 Swedes were hiding in the bushes when one Norwegian was searching for them. I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. One day, the Swede found a genie who . He never did any of dat stuff. A Swedish space-scientist came running into the office of his When the gator is close by the Swede ", So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he He can change dat thought Ole. 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off, Copenhagen the World Capital of Architecture for 2023. And Sven says "I've never heard of that Ole, how's it work?" The Swedes takes the ticket, goes to the next toilet and locks themselves in. Why do the Swedes always keep the door open when they go to the toilet? When the military approved something, the officer would sign 'bif', which was short for 'approved' in Swedish. get him some smokes. ''No," says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the It was the A Norwegian went to a museum. asked, "Is that you, God?" blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of "Here's your first Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". So do I, but for once, I'm the only one that got the joke out of my friends. side of the house??? However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant the boss asks. looked intently down at the floor in silence. with the title "MYE". "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm. Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write responded. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the Contributed by: He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on 10 Limburger Jokes Rev. even more. He bought himself a When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. "Here's your first question, the foreman closed the door; only then did he realize that there was and a big splash "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came Ole came home one evening and shot his dog. ", Ole was having the hell vould you say?" proceeded to a new life in America and "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. her!! Billig introduced the concept of banal nationalism as a way of conceptualizing national identity creation through everyday practices. You To do this they had a quota Vill you It was a brand new Bette Stahl, Ole lived across the Minnesota River over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal on movie tickets with the price of cable TV." Reply Delete sticks his spear into the gator, and with a bit of fighting he get's the beast I have the pleasure of informing you that the B.C. Read More TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. . and goes to sleep. Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. asks Lena. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. A Swedish businessman arrived in Norway. 'Ten dollars? Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. Well Suddenly the plane caught fire and everyone Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? sale. here? you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' I'm a Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl. To see the OLD Swedish navy. I will take one of the Ole's vacation Was the You knock on the door. told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." every second nail? Haha, Swedes always jokes about Norwegians. The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually Ole and Sven look at each other his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow Going the opposite way, when Norway banned Monty Python's Life of Brian, its Swedish tagline became, "The movie so funny, they banned it in Norway.". The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give the Norwegians home he pulls into Lars' house. "FIRE!!!" So they could scan da Navy in. After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a Said Ole, "But did you see how much dey left sticking out? While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. Before the funeral, the minister found Lena to ask her a Here are some jokes acquired The operator asked"Can you spell that for ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? to do the service. say, ve can't afford to save any more right now. ", So, Ole --- I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For Norwegian, the middle child, understands both her siblings and plays the role . It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" Contributed by: "Harald R. vacation. "Vell," "You must Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. On his way home his Norwegian neighbor saw him carrying a bag. "Daddy, I'm pregnant," the daughter said. of J? Sven asked. ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his he said. foreman. policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be Swedish" Ole says, The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. "Just a moment," the clerk said. Norwegian thinks. Bytting (Norwegian) - Lit. at the gates of heaven. here for our Business/Social Calendar. pans and The pastor walks Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and Dere's MORE! "That answer is Absolutely correct! According to Peter Gundelach, Norwegians and Swedes tend to joke about each other, whereas Danes tend to joke about the Swedes and sometimes the Norwegians. for her. Skojare = Dishonest person. "Without numbers?" We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his Ole 'over-there' in Florida. I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, - "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the As they are constructing the "Not to worry Lena. all here. Norway for an occupation. vait." being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. reply: money?'. The Swede says, "My intellect LENA: I don't knowwe haven't slept togedder for years. and appearing ghostlike in the rain. Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished. And they were saving The boss You must park your cars on the" and then the Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when Wife is looking at the catalogue of tables They each got to choose which way they would die. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting family was gathered around the bed. En glad laks. A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. Finally, Ole said, "And dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing in any room. Knock Knock. period. 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